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Favorite Team Would Definitely Win If They Just Did Whatever This Guy Yells at His TV
Local sports fan Mike Henderson of Nashville is convinced his favorite football team would have several championships by now—if only the...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 16, 20242 min read
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Whoops! NFL Broadcasts Taylor Swift Close-Up for Entire 3rd Quarter
In an unexpected twist during the Kansas City Chiefs game, NFL broadcasters found themselves caught up in the star power of pop icon...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 14, 20242 min read
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Sports Bettor Walks Away From Gambling Right Before Striking It Rich, Probably
NASHVILLE, TN — Local sports bettor Jake “Big Bet” Thompson, 32, shocked friends and family this week by announcing his decision to quit...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 13, 20242 min read
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49ers Confident Christian McCaffrey Will Be Healthy in Time to Watch the Chiefs Win the Super Bowl
In a surprising display of optimism, the San Francisco 49ers have expressed absolute confidence that star running back Christian...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 12, 20241 min read
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Fantasy Football Manager Calls Opponent 'Armchair Quarterback'
BIRMINGHAM, AL—In what many are calling a “stunning misuse of football jargon,” local fantasy football manager Jake Thompson, 32, shocked...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 11, 20242 min read
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Relieved! Husband’s ‘Fantasy’ is Extramarital Affair, Not Fantasy Football
CLEVELAND, OH—Local woman Karen Mitchell, 38, was reportedly “devastated at first” after overhearing her husband, Todd, mention the word...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 10, 20242 min read
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NY Jets Owner Fires Robert Saleh, Looks Forward to Firing Jeff Ulbrich
In a shocking, yet strangely celebratory, turn of events, New York Jets owner Woody Johnson has discovered his true passion: firing head...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 9, 20242 min read
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Fantasy Football Enthusiast Finds He’s Also in Fantasy Relationship
Mark Drayton, an avid fantasy football player, recently discovered that his knack for turning fiction into obsession extended far beyond...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 8, 20242 min read
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New Concussion Protocol Requires A Capella Version of ‘Yellow Ledbetter’ Before Returning to Field
The NFL, continuing its commitment to player safety, has unveiled its latest concussion protocol requirement: players must sing an a...

Chet G. Peterson
Oct 7, 20242 min read
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Unsaved Number in Group Chat Goes Unquestioned for 6th Week in a Row
In what can only be described as a baffling display of modern group dynamics, a fantasy football league group chat has gone six weeks...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 6, 20242 min read
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Kansas City Chiefs Re-Sign NFL Referees to 2-Year, $200 Million Contract
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the NFL, the Kansas City Chiefs have re-signed one of their most valuable assets: the NFL...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 5, 20242 min read
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Local Man Ruins Friendships in Fantasy Football League He Joined to Make Friends
NASHVILLE, TN — What started as an attempt to bond over fantasy football has turned into an unrelenting barrage of trash talk, leaving...

Chet G. Peterson
Oct 4, 20242 min read
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Tennessee Titans Attempt to Reverse Derrick Henry Trade, Insist It Was 'Just a Joke'
Titans are reportedly trying to reverse their recent trade of star running back Derrick Henry, claiming the entire deal was harmless prank.

Dylan Roberts
Oct 3, 20242 min read
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Local Man Declares Himself ‘Professional Football Player’ After Fantasy League Win, Still No Girlfriend
CINCINNATI, OH—In what experts are calling a “blatant misunderstanding of both athletics and human relationships,” local man and recent...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 2, 20242 min read
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Man Who Failed at Both Football and Fantasy Football Now Pins Hopes on ‘Fantasy Fantasy Football’
DES MOINES, IA—After failing spectacularly at both playing football and managing his fantasy football team, local man Trevor Michaels is...

Dylan Roberts
Oct 1, 20243 min read
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